Monette

During the act of fellatio, when the male forgets to ejaculate; to forget to cum.

Gary: "I've got a story to tell about the girl I was with last night."

Rob: "Let me guess, you monetted."

Gary: "No. I facialed her so hard that she turned albino."

by JurassicGriffin April 19, 2010

moneta

A gorgeous and lovely girl with brown eyes and brown hair.

Moneta is gorgeous

by 12345678910kate April 20, 2019

minettitis

Contagious fatigue of not wanting to be at work.

I’m going home. I gotta a case of minettitis.

by Vito II March 22, 2021

monet

A monet is a person who looks great from across the room and like a "monet" painting up close.....:o)

Damn Christine did ya see that guy at the club?

Yeah he was a real monet...bleah

by christineflutter January 7, 2003

Des Moines Surprise

word Kansas Hard Lemonade

It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Monét

Blonde monét
A blonde.. usually dumb(no offence)
Loves boys attention and drama. Very loud when it comes to boys..

She causes the drama and says

''why doesn't this drama end"
Thinks she has boobs bigger than Australia. She gets involved in a lot of things but over she's friendly yet bitchy, great hair and a good smile

Guy: why is monét in everything..drama

by gucci;) October 3, 2017

Monèt

Monèts are very gross they tend to be attracted to white men that have little pp. Monèts have no tingle in taste and tend to be very "extra" when on the potty and screem. In the school bathrooms they smoke juuls and play fortnite like a white teenager does. They obses over their dogs and enjoy to cuddle with them. When a family member passes they orgasm

Monèt you smell like shat

by SMELLY SAMMY October 12, 2019