The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.
Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
by dogga November 30, 2005
when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.
by Kdawgy December 23, 2006
Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 02, 2020
Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.
by The Chris G. January 23, 2008
When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.
We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.
by Ducemittens69 September 25, 2016
When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.
by Whatupdoc October 07, 2014
a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.
"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."
"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."
"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."
by link ralstone December 04, 2009