an amazing person that can pull all the bitches with ease, but chooses not to, for your sake.
also has a schlong the size of a planet
god, on day two, visited earth to find mistefan already chilling rizzing up the plants, before god even introduced adam and eve!
also has a schlong the size of a planet
god, on day two, visited earth to find mistefan already chilling rizzing up the plants, before god even introduced adam and eve!
girl1:wow , is that mistefan?
boy1:oh no! he will steal my bitch!
mistefan:dont worry, I wont
girl1: dahm
boy1:oh no! he will steal my bitch!
mistefan:dont worry, I wont
girl1: dahm
by doomgag3900 January 27, 2023
Get the mistefan mug.A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.
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After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.
by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012
Get the Magical Mister Mistoffelees mug.When a man hires a woman as an assistant, intern, etc. so she will do anything and anywhere with him for money.
Co-worker 1: Did you hear? Apparently the new girl is boss' new business mistress.
Co-worker 2: Well, can you blame him? She looks like she would be a awesome playmate.
Co-worker 2: Well, can you blame him? She looks like she would be a awesome playmate.
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Get the lil mister mug.noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.
The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.
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Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost
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