mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 11, 2006

Ur sister mister

The worst possible insult ever in the entire world apart from your granny tranny

"Your Granny Tranny lol!"
"Ha! Your sister mister"
*implodes*

by Damoxd March 22, 2018

Mister Captain Doctor Sexy

Often short for Mr Sexy. Little Sexy's bestfriend. Has a very sexy ass and is blonde. He is the sweetest, funniest, most honest and caring and loving friend anyone can have. Everyone loves him, Exspeacially a Little Sexy!!

Deeeyyyymmmm! Look at Mister Captain Doctor Sexy 's huge ass!

by bridianne October 29, 2010

Misterbugsgf

I love her! I absolutely love her vibe and energy. Whenever I see her videos on my following/for you page I smile immediately! She’s one of my most favorite mutuals

Have you heard of her?
Misterbugsgf Is so cool and absolutely amazing!

by Ninosnette November 17, 2021

misterbation

Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.

Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.

I barely had time to misterbate before the bathroom door was rudely opened.

by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003

Mistory

Mistory - that part of the story of our past that is not supported by evidence or for which evidence is conflicting, may be based on speculations drawn from questionably related evidence, is widely believed in spite of a lack of evidence. That part of the story that is neither pure myth nor historical fact. Possibly the larger part of the story.

Personifications of Shakespeare, Joan of Arc, and Jesus Christ are a part of mistory. Mistory is a sorely needed relative term. We have too many purported absolutes in the dictionary already. Mystery and mistory are related; but mistory represents a body of pseudo knowledge, whereas mystery can derive strictly from imaginations.

by Idgafra November 6, 2018

thank you, mister rogers

What to say to someone who just gave unsolicited, condescending "life advice"- especially when it's of the type Mister Rogers or some other preschool kid's show host loved to dole out.

A: Listen hun, if you're gonna make an open post on a huge forum, and can't take people putting out different opinions from your own, make it on your own personal journal.
Don't start deleting posts just because you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you. That's life.
B: Thank you, Misterr Rogers.

X:You shouldn't be watching violent movies or playing violent video games- it's bad for you!
Y: Thank you, Mister Rogers.

by dlctfllflwr86 March 26, 2010