milke

a gay man born and raised in communist russia who enjoys vodka martinis

that milke really loves guys balls

by lessons May 10, 2005

milked

when you hit a bong so hard and so long, that the inside of the bong is white with smoke. and it looks like its full of milk

MAN, i just fucking milked that shit!

by eggsmgee September 23, 2008

MILK

Mother I'd Love (to) Kick.

Opposite of MILF.

Dude that old bag that you were talking to was a MILK.

by Sam1 January 25, 2007

milk

Acronym for items in a purse or bag. Money, ID, Lipstick, Keys

Suzie: Got MILK? I hear they check ID's at the door.
Darla: It's in my purse.

by Lincoln Chinnery July 9, 2006

Milking it

When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.

A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.

Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."

by Long Johns October 30, 2014

milk have milk

when your a furry but also bowser

friend- i have milk
you- but my milk have milk
friend- *dies*

by YoMama Turtle420 February 17, 2019

milk

my dad is still looking for it till this day.

mom gave birth*

Dad: Imma get milk for the baby!

mom: sure sweetie

Dad: *gone*

by livelyalice January 29, 2021