A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011
Get the Smudgy mermaid mug.A female, usually with excessive tattoos and a substance abuse problem. She will do anything to get her fix, including lying to and stealing from friends and family. A Meranda is an unusual case because she is intelligent but really messed up.
I can't believe my sister just stole $55.00 dollars out of my wallet and claims that I "must have lost it somewhere."
What a Meranda!!!
What a Meranda!!!
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Get the Mermaided mug.when having sex with a women, having her legs flopping all over the place resembling a fish out of water
Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.
Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.
Tracy: Dude, trust me.
Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.
Tracy: Dude, trust me.
by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010
Get the little mermaid whore mug.only the best "madagascar" character.. a hypocondriact (or however you spell it) giraffe that owns!!. not is it only the best character but i mean seriously.. who doesnt want that as there nickname? *Probably makes sense for ppl with the name that starts with Mel*
Example 1 = Person 1 = Have you seen madagascar??
Person 2 = Yeah, Melman owns!
Example 2 = Person 1 = So.. what should Melissa's nickname be?
Person 2 = Melman Of course ;)
Person 2 = Yeah, Melman owns!
Example 2 = Person 1 = So.. what should Melissa's nickname be?
Person 2 = Melman Of course ;)
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That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.
That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.
by Mr. Vektor March 3, 2010
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The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
Last night my husband gave me a Superman. I was so mad at him that tonight I soaked him with the Little Mermaid.
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