melter

when someone irritates friends excessively talking about random things

Your a bloody melter mate

by mark mckenna December 15, 2004

creep-o-meter

A meter to determine how much of a creeper you are on facebook and/or twitter

Sam, you need to step up your creeping. Your creep-o-meter is getting pretty low.

by Ryann Bowser March 4, 2011

Meterosexual

Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.

"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."

by RockstarRaccoon October 19, 2008

meter long king kong dong

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

by Savvyyy October 13, 2015

Snow Melter

When you become buried in the snow with your lover and use the warmth of your love to melt the icy tomb.

when i was trapped in the avalanche me and my babe performed the snow melter and wer freed from our icy tomb

by schlong dong555 September 26, 2010

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021

Melter

An outstanding goal or play in football. Can also be to appreciate something (such as hard work) or to ridicule a stupid comment.

That was a melter of a goal!

I have a 9-5 melter at university tommorow.

Sam: I'll admit i'm the gayest in the house
Christian: That's a melter boys!

by christianobirkett December 7, 2009