Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Memberized

To be recognized as a contributor to a particular group, entity, association, or clique.

To be Memberized is to be given certain privileges in an organization.

Be a member ... Get Memberized

Joe was recognized for his contributions to the useless Joe's of America Club... The Memberized him when he finished doing nothing in particular, and began doing less than the Average Joe.

by metaeoc September 9, 2009

family-member run-around

Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."

Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?

by QuacksO October 26, 2016

member of the little dick club

when a guy has a very big truck and is always in the fucking way.

someone who is compensating for something by buying useless shit.

Mom: "hey look, it's a member of the little dick club!" *honks horn*

by JayTheKilla1234 November 26, 2019

member mayonnaise

Member mayonnaise

I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.

by SoulPusher March 25, 2019

good members

The good members are a racist foundation started in 1918. They hunt down people who are not of their race, (cocaisian/white) and Lynch them.

Is that person a founder of the good members?

Yes, they lynch other races for fun.

by DefinitionWriter46 April 24, 2019

members night

a type of night in which the weirdness of the actions that take place are excused due to the ability of said actions to foster growth and connectedness between a single entity

*Said over breakfast*: Last night's members night was super interesting; but, for some reason, I can't help to think that we all grew much closer.

by The Kid 6869 September 16, 2019