Billy Maysed

Suddenly struck on the head by a falling object. Not to be confused with Billy Mazed.

My girlfriend was reaching for the bag of dog food on the top shelf when she was Billy Maysed.

by imajerkimapunk October 6, 2009

Maysday

June 28th, a day in which the legacy of Billy Mays is remembered.

Maysday activities include the burning of ShamWows, wearing a royal blue polo with khakis and a white t-shirt underneath, running around asking people if they are on the ball, and most importantly, YELLING.

On 4chan, /b/ is renamed /billymays/ on Maysday and /b/tards are encouraged to type in all caps. This is where the holiday originated. Originally, every Monday after that was to be Maysday, but it was changed to every June 28th.

"HEY MAN, IT'S YOUR BUDDY HERE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING FOR MAYSDAY?"
"I BOUGHT THIS POLO AT WALMART FOR ONLY 19.95! IT LOOKS LIKE A $30 VALUE, BUT IT'S ONLY $19.95!"
"AMAZING!!!!!"

by Sofia Mays May 20, 2010

maysyn

The best and also the dorky-ists girl you’ll ever met. Sings really loud over whatever you listening to.

“Don’t Maysyn me while listening to the radio”

by BriezyBee November 5, 2017

mayson

me and Grayson dolans ship name. cause , why not

Mayson should totally date.

by dolan time June 3, 2019

maysville wv

Place in middle of nowhere in West Virginia that a bunch of dumb hicks live

Dumb wind workers live in Maysville wv

by Wvredneck November 8, 2019

Maysie

The most sketchy person you will ever meet, she is very aggressive, and is a terrible babysitter (but she does come in clutch sometimes). She is very pretty and has a lot of friends and is most likely catholic.

Maysie sucks but we love her anyways.

by Jessica Sanders April 12, 2020

Dirty mayssa

When someone is so horny, they lick thier own tits/balls/penis...

I was so horny last night, I gave myself a dirty mayssa.

by Zakariapussiane August 28, 2021