malcolm

Dumbest bitch you’ll know has a tiny dick also fat pulls ugly girls if any.

Remember that dude Malcolm with a small dick.

by StonerBoner69er April 14, 2019

Malcolm Gruijters

malcolm gruijters is very smart

malcolm gruijters is very smart

by Malcolm21321231231 September 24, 2020

Dirty Malcolm

when a girl shits while the man eats her out. And the man then eats the shit and procedes to make out with the girl. The man then shits in the pussy and fucks her!

Last night I had the best Dirty Malcolm in a long time.

by ssr111 February 25, 2011

Malcolm'd

1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls

uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?

by malcolms dad is hott January 25, 2005

malcolm happy

To be too happy and to make silly noises flailing arms around and jumping all over the place.

My friend got a blow job and was malcolm happy.

by Panda_punch1 September 26, 2011

malcolm lightheart

The definition of insanity

Oh fuck Malcolm Lightheart is so sweet... But he terrifies me

by Discerned citizen January 5, 2014

Malcolm

the most nicotine addicted kid you will ever meet. He smells like gravy and his nose looks like a grapefruit. He can’t live without his prized possession the juul

He has a nicotine addiction? What a Malcolm!

by bumblebee554 May 19, 2019