matterdaddy

An invisible object, used only in one context so others will call you their daddy.

Person A: You've got a Matterdaddy on your shoulder!
Person B: Whats a Matterdaddy?
Person A: Nothing son.

by MHSWrestler May 7, 2005

fecal matter

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.

Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"

by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

MaterialScientist

The gatekeeper and guardian of wikipedia and wikimedia, MaterialScientist acts as the protector of accurate information in annoying fashion that prevents anyone from having fun.

Oh my, they deleted all of my updates for Zizek! Stupid MaterialScientist, always ruining our wikipedia fun!

by ZizekFan2011 August 29, 2011

Crank Squad material

In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad

material, it needs be fucking awesome.

"Dude that shot was crank squad material"

by nt41 May 21, 2009

matherbate

The first thing a math major does when he/she gets out of class.

Student In Math Class:Hey man you wanna kick it after class?

Math Student: Naw Imma go home and matherbate.

by TheCaterpillar April 23, 2008

girlfriend material

1. a heterosexual female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a heterosexual male's ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper

Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.

by mordeki April 12, 2005

kaila matera

a "kaila matera" is someone who is amazing and gorgeous . If any guy was with or going out with "kaila matera" they are the luckiest guy ever.

i wish i was going out with "kaila matera"

by Nick Gawin S.B October 6, 2010