Dirty Matty

Where you cannot make a girl orgasm

Mate, I’m really struggling with doing a Dirty Matty

by OneAndOnlyBigDaddy April 16, 2020

mattsmart

A name given to possible the coolest person you will ever meet. A mattsmart is someone who is not the best of a friend, but can allways make you laugh even when they are not trying to. A maatsmart can normally be defined as the kid who shows no emotion and over uses sarcasim.

Person1: Hey Matt, I had a great dimora with your mom last night! It was awsome!

MattSmart: Well then...

by willy 8146 March 20, 2009

MattyBonerTeeth

When one's breath smells distinctly like that of a boner being gnawed on by a gator, a serpent, or if your lucky, a sabertooth (odds are slim that it was a sabertooth considering their well-known extinction).

I was afraid to talk to my parents after last night's gang-bang, that's how bad my MattyBonerTeeth were.

by BlackSqual June 12, 2011

mattryanharris

An 18 year old video-blogger on YouTube from Southern California that makes videos ranging from current events to random things. He frequently uses jump cut editing and uses humor in his videos to convey his message.

He also created and runs Biofare.org, a technology blog.

Guy 1: Did you see mattryanharris's new video?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was alright.

by taylor194132 August 16, 2011

Matty Roberts

A lil girl who chickens out at Area 51 raid; also a sellout who is afraid of government authority.

"Stop being such a Matty Roberts and go clap dem alien cheeks, they can't stop us all."

by Rubylvlup September 20, 2019

Matty

A guy who likes to laugh, joke and genuinly have fun. They usually have another, more serious side whether that being in the form of a personality trait or a sibling, either way it is rare to find one unlike this.

That Matty is so two sided.

by Yeetus Mc. Feetus the third October 19, 2020

mattylo

Noun/Adjective

noun mattylo: an absolute fucking god who’s hot as fuck. Funniest person known to man.
Adjective mattylo: described to be like mattylo- powerful and attractive.

“Wow that girl is so mattylo.”

by ikudidnotjustdothat April 6, 2022