Door Mat

When you leave a fart at a restruant in the smal room between the outside and the main building.

Man 1: Dude, you moved pretty fast to leave the restruant.

Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.

by Hllblly2008 August 9, 2009

Mat Leave

An abbreviation for Maternity Leave.

She is about to have her baby and start her Mat Leave.

by ZildjianLT February 3, 2012

Smash Mat

A large, unkempt bush

It has been a while and Connie's smash mat resembled a sasquatch

by Mr Girth Brooks November 11, 2020

Welcome Mat

The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.

You’re welcome mat sweetheart…

by Masquerader November 11, 2019

resin mat

When a salty sea-men who is rather aroused reveales his buttocks and proceeds to rub them on a brand new fresh mat, if sniffed, the mat smells of resin.

Salt: "Resin mat, you dont know the story of the resin maaat"

Prez.: *sniff sniff* "smells like resin"

by The Resinmatnator December 22, 2009

Mat Rat

Mat Pat but Mat Rat

Mat Rat Does Game Theory

by Bœt June 9, 2019

Matted out

When you leave everyone at the party to go passout in your with your clothes still on and not realy saying anything. Aways after a night of drinking.

Looks like he matted out

by Deafy May 24, 2006