Matice-
A stunning girl who is shy but keeps most things to herself. Her bestfriend's don't truly know her as all the depressing secrets she hides inside. She has a beautiful face and most boys find her interesting and want to snog her face off but they can't because she is so shy about herself and so insecure about her body but she is in perfect figure for anything. Matice is a lad.
A stunning girl who is shy but keeps most things to herself. Her bestfriend's don't truly know her as all the depressing secrets she hides inside. She has a beautiful face and most boys find her interesting and want to snog her face off but they can't because she is so shy about herself and so insecure about her body but she is in perfect figure for anything. Matice is a lad.
Man- wow have you seen that girl
Other man- yea she looks like so cute
Man- wow is that a matice? I'm so Lucky to be in the same room as her
Other man- yea she looks like so cute
Man- wow is that a matice? I'm so Lucky to be in the same room as her
by chubby_charley July 9, 2014
Get the Matice mug.Mildly tourettic term used by men in Carlisle, to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.
Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.
History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".
It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.
Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.
History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".
It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.
Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.
Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.
If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.
Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.
If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
by Malcolm Alcock and Karl Wolfington September 16, 2008
Get the Ladyboys the matinee mug.A bald kid that jacks off and eats his own cum also see cum dumpster. this is allso called Matising it.he is also someone into really really really really big girls.
that guy just fucked that really really really fat chick then eat his own cum. he is totaly "Jake Matis" ing it
by staticx333 June 20, 2010
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