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Matilda

Either a makeup loving bodybuilder or a hardcore butch lesbian.

Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES

(Alternative universe)

Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*
by Some person yote January 7, 2019
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Maidar

A tall, Gongorian Mongolian, with brown hair. He will make you laugh with his inappropriate s*x jokes, and loves to curse at people. He is amazing at Russian football, and he is proud about his negative traits such as his fatness and his ugliness . He loves to drink Vodka 24/7, and takes pride in the fact that he is an unpopular nerd.
Hahaha. Maidar is saying his inappropriate jokes again!
by MoreFriendsThanYou October 22, 2019
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matilda

matila is one half of a guy called armando she has the most beautiful eyes in the world and the warmest hug the boy who has matilde for himself has the world
matilda its beautiful girl
by a5m5 November 10, 2019
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Matias

Matias as a boy's name is of German, Greek, and Hebrew origin, and the meaning of Matias is "gift of God".
An awesome and down to earth guy who everyone loves. Is the living and breathing definition of perfection. He makes you feel like you are the only one there and makes you feel very special. He respects you and always says how much he loves you and cares about you. Not always in the same language but still. You won't be able to resist the loving and hottness of someone like him.
He is just perfect!
Matias is such a good boy
by Itscalcifr November 22, 2021
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Matilda Blixt

A swedish celebirty that is mostly know for being the most perfect girl ever!
- Who should be president?
- Matilda Blixt of course!
by lunisen November 30, 2021
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Matias

Matias/Mathias is someone who loves big foreheads. He is commonly known for packing something big. Matias has a nice jawline, but has the hair of a forty year old man.
he definitely likes big foreheads, such a matias.
by big heavy thinker April 30, 2022
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MatildaMitchell

MatildaMitchell is a black monkey that is native to A jungle ,zoo, a cage and on a field. This type of monkey loves kfc, watermelon, and chicken. MatildaMitchell gets payed 20c a month when she works on a field. Any back chatiing from her i wipe her like a dog
MatildaMitchell get back in your cage nigga
by Mega Monkey Slayer March 5, 2023
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