Mateo is a peruvian who found his way to coventry university. He is the most annoying person to walk on the planet and he always steals your Nutella. He cannot be quiet in the morning at all, he has this skill to make any task louder than it needs to be. He drinks starbucks every day but never gets any work done, if you are in a group with him you will not get any work done.
Okay class, get into groups of 3
James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"
James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"
by EdM1234567 November 18, 2025
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A super gay guy, most likely from or born in Poland . Thinks his real name is spelled as “Matthew” . Drives a black pick up truck. Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to Dance with somebody” by Whitney Huston
by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023
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Get the Mateo mug.Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.
by Fatesh June 14, 2024
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