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Mateo Mechas

W.e.o.e.g.a.h.o.o.b,
W.y.p.b.m.s.i.c.o.t.o.y,
A.o.c.i.s.l.r.a.j,
I.b.w.f.a.w.b.n.j.y.

Y.e.a.g.s.a.m.m.f.f.y,
E.t.i.s.w.d.i.h.i.s.y.t,
W.a.s.o.c.t.a.o.u.a,
M.c.w.y.a.r.q.d.

F.y.m.h.i.s.w.a.h.o.p.r,
I.r.l.a.a.l.i.s,
E.f.m.c.o.d,
E.t.i.c.h.y.i.j.a.s.r.

B.w.i.w.y.i.f.s.s.e,
I.k.t.i.r.f.a.l.o.l.a.d,
E.i.y.n.k.h.m.y.m.t.m,
I.l.y.a.a.f.j.y.s.
mateo mechas, kinda slow but like sloth slow, its funny. lol. also this was a test. date: september 23rd, 2025. time: 9:13 pm.
by ✨trepyo✨ September 23, 2025
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Mateo

mateo is last name is bensimon and he live in nyc
your so mateo
by rvsbfd May 31, 2022
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Mateo

a funny, chill guy who genuinely enlightens the mood. likes to entertain people and not make them feel left out. the kindest person you can ever meet. be grateful to have a Mateo in your life.
hey look! it’s Mateo! we missed you!”
by sriracha :3 May 26, 2025
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Mateo

My amazing best friend who has been there for me threw literally everything. He has been with me threw highs and lows and I love him so much. I will do anything for Mateo because he is my absolute favorite person alive
Mateo is the best<333
by del.loves.tae January 20, 2023
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The Mateo

The act of degrading and gas-lighting one's partner to induce Stockholm like tendencies, and circumvent accountability towards household responsibilities and fulfilling deeds of loving affection
You know, even if Buffalo Bill was a little more sane, I'm sure he'd still do The Mateo
by SliceOfSuperficial September 9, 2025
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Mateo Luka

Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.
Hey that is Mateo Luka

- Whos that? His name sounds very stupid
by theLionKingggg November 22, 2021
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Mateo

Someone who is hot as fuck and is super cool,they also attend to have a really huge dick that other people.they have brown hair and hazel eyes.They are fun people to hang out with and they are also super cool.
Example:
"Look Mateo,he has a huge dick and is super cool'!
by Akiose November 22, 2023
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