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masterbathing

Masterbathing is the act of bating with your masters or daddy's ,dan and phil.
i'm masterbathing with my daddy's dan and phil. I would do anything they say, they are my masters.
Dil Howlter often masterbathes with his masters dan and phil.
by mirror butt March 7, 2016
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Hook Masterbation

To masterbate oneself with hooks.
Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.
by jasonk123 April 15, 2006
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alien masterbation

by jake March 5, 2005
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Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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masterbaiter

a person who baits Hooker professional/ for a living aka hooker.
we take the bait and put it on the hook for example i masterbait one thoudsand times a day. for example i put one thousand peices of bait on hooks. this is a masterbaiter
by masterbaiterjt June 3, 2011
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maaterbate

I just maaterbateed today
by AuthenticDictionary69 August 24, 2022
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Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!
by williampoop23 March 29, 2009
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