Lin Manuel Miranda

The real Angels among us

He is best known for in the heights and Hamilton and his tweets
Everyone wishes he would date groffsauce

He does gods work

“I probably shouldn’t brag ,but dag, I amaze and astonish

Lady filming in the fourth row pleas stop it
I gotta holler just to be heard”

-Lin Manuel Miranda 1/16/19

by #groffsauce January 22, 2019

manvalanche

masturbation over the open mouth of one's sleeping romantic partner.

My woman fell asleep early last night, leaving me frustrated and triggering a manvalanche.

by maupin August 30, 2012

The mandela catalogue

(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr

"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"

by OPEN_THEdoorMARK❗️❗️❗️ October 28, 2022

mandela effect

An perfect example of how dumb, forgetful and easily persuaded humans are.

I could say, "The word 'carcass' never existed," and everyone would start yelling "MANDELA EFFECT!"

Amy: Want a rice crispie?
Barb: It's rice KRISPie.
Amy: No no, Rice Krispie is a name of a company, rice crisp-
Barb: IT'S KRISPIE! MANDELA EFFECT!!!
Amy: *rolls eyes*

by snafu love November 21, 2016

manel toe

The male version of the female "camel toe," an affliction caused when male junk becomes trapped in the confines of tight and often thin pants.

Uuggg... I just saw the worst case of manel toe at the gym, this old guy was wearing spandex and his shorts were totally snacking on his man meat.

by justsaynotomantoe November 18, 2007

Mandela Effect

A brain infection that causes a person suffering from it to be physically incapable of admitting a mistake. Saying phrases such as "I was wrong" or "I must have misremembered" create an acute sensation of pain, so the sufferer will do everything they can to avoid speaking those words. A common symptom is the invention of fanciful theories about a Parallel Universe and/or Time Travel to explain away memory lapses. This is a communicable disease. As of yet a cure has not been discovered, though taking a break from one's smart phone and/or computer and taking a walk outside does seem to soften the severity of the symptoms somewhat.

Billy: Yo, what's up with Jimmy? Have you noticed that he can never admit when he's wrong about something, even when it's super obvious?
Zachariah: Don't be too hard on him, Billy, he has the Mandela Effect. His brain is all messed up.
Billy: Ouch, poor bastard! I guess I'm going to have to avoid him until he gets better -- the last thing I need right now is to catch that too.
Zachariah: Smart idea.

by Brain from Terra Incognita January 5, 2017

Manell

cute, the best guy friend you can have. he usually plays a sport like football or baseball. he is just one of those people who you can't ever forget. usually has a big butt for a dude. but he will stick by you no matter what. :)

ex. Maya, that guy was SO nice he must've been a Manell.<3

by the besttttt [; October 15, 2011