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Captain Maalox

A superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. He fights crime for the sake of butt-sex. He also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, Bill.
Bill: Captain Maalox, get in here and let me do you up the butt.
by Derick Fox April 9, 2005
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por favor, mahalo

A combination of two different cultural phrases to create the universal "please and thank you" phrase.

Por favor meaning "please" in Spanish.

Mahalo meaning "thank you" in Hawaiian.

Phrase is usually said immediately following the question, without giving the person being asked time to respond.

*Phrase coined by Z-Dawg during the fall of 2008.
Finger Bang, could you hand me that notebook? Por favor, mahalo.
by Zaydar March 1, 2009
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mahalla

An arabic/eastern european-sounding salutation unique to eastern Colorado. Meaning hello, goodbye, peace unto you, has anyone seen my car keys?, and wazzup.
by The Seuss Smith January 11, 2006
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Mahalia

A nice, smart, beautiful girl that is way out of your league so stop trying. She is usually popular and won’t ever notice you. If your so very extremely lucky to have a Mahalia as you girlfriend or just in your life the you probably just got all the rest of the boys mad because you got a Mahalia and they don’t. Anyway Mahalia will not like you but you will always like her. Well at least in my experience.
Dude, why don’t Mahalia like me.

Cuz she’s way out of your league, or anyone’s for that matter
by Gsjldxnjfx October 29, 2020
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macala

a girl easy to please get pissed off easily sometimes but over all beautiful easy to love short mostly dirty blonde hair and in some cases very sexy
macala is beatiful
by Totonhigh February 2, 2018
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mahalageddon

The process by which an established internet entrepreneur employs thousands of happy part-time and full-time web content writers, followed by eating all of their souls in one fell swoop.

This is done by accepting copious amounts of their work, offering pay-up-front as well as residual income on all work done, to build a successful human-powered search engine. Follow this by removing this system without warning, while keeping all work done and its future revenue. All writers are dismissed apart from a few "elite", who will from now on work at lower than minimum wage for approximately 50+ hours a week.

For the full effect of a successful Mahalageddon, it is important to additionally refuse to pay for work done so far, for those who at the time of the change were not close to the $150 minimum payout level.

More effectiveness is achieved, the more hours and passion each writer has so far injected into the work that

has not built up to $150 worth.

A truly diabolical Mahalageddon must also include an attempt to present it as being beneficial and in the best interests of all.
Mahalageddon occurred famously at Mahalo.com, June 23 2010, at the hands of its founder Jason "Lucifer" Calacanis.
by Jason Lucifer Calacanis June 27, 2010
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machalack

(mak-a-lak)1. basically a rich guy or a guy with rich clothes. 2. the guy who always has something to say. 3. the leader and the guy who has everything.
by firesa January 12, 2008
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