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service magnet

A service magnet is a person that draws excellent service from businesses as a result of their pleasant attitude and patience with the service provider.
For example, during the busy retail season around Christmas, the service magnet is the person who is cheerful, patient and understanding and will typically get better service than the angry, demanding customer.
by krwinkler October 17, 2017
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booboo magnets

Shoes that track/pick up lots of doodoo (poop)
Damn bro you got booboo magnets on, tracking all that shit in my house.
by DumPsTeRkiDD May 2, 2021
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Maple Street Magnet School

Worlds must suckish school.

A school filled with suck.
"You can't be GETTIN' up and down and all around 'cause you in lunch de-TEN-tion!"
-Maple Street Magnet School Lunch Detention Monitor Person (I have no idea what their job title is, they just walks around and tell people "Not to be late fo claaayuss!" while wearing extremely stupid sunglasses.)
by shoeofmoo July 1, 2011
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Bitches and Magnets

A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense
Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?

Bro 2: Bitches and magnets
by Calcifer the great April 11, 2013
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fairchild wheeler interdistrict multi-magnet campus

A magnet high school in Bridgeport, CT, infamous for a strict dress code including lab coats. Often abbreviated to FCW, students will enroll to the school expecting to leave with scientific knowledge, only to find themselves suffering with long security (and lunch) lines, bad teachers, and strict management.
"Did you hear Johnny got into the Fairchild Wheeler Interdistrict Multi-magnet Campus thing? I hear he's suffering from depression since school started."
by FreddoMcEggo August 20, 2018
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fridge magnet

She is hot but her friend is a fridge magnet
by modal April 28, 2006
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ass magnet

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.
1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005
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