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good mythical morning

A show sponsored by 2 hilarious, hysterical people. Rhett, and Link. Talk about random stuff like Tacos Vs. Burritos and other good stuff.
Link: Look how neat this burrito is! It doesn't even fall out in an earthqu- *half the burrito falls...*
Rhett: Stares.
People watching: Dying of laughter.. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Good mythical morning is so cool!
by GMMRocks! November 23, 2014
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Heavy Mythril

Any heavy metal that deals heavily with fantasy and, to a lesser extent, sci-fi as a thematic and lyrical device. Blind Guardian is perhaps the premier Heavy Mythril group, having an entire album devoted to the Silmarillion and other songs referencing everything from Peter Pan to Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Other such bands include Manowar, Rhapsody, Demons and Wizards, Hammerfall... in fact, a large percentage of powermetal bands fall under this category. Even Led Zeppelin touched on Heavy Mythril, name dropping Gollum and Mordor in their song "Ramble On". The video game Brutal Legend is an example of Heavy Mythril codified and used as a backdrop for a work. Lastly, the name is also used for a D&D campaign setting created by 4chan's /tg/, where the gods are replaced by metal bands.
Yeah, Helloween is awesome, but sometimes you just need to unwind with some good Swedish Heavy Mythril, know what I mean?
by The Goddamn Duck July 31, 2010
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The Mythical Faggot Beast

A beast that roams the land of faggotry, preying on the innocent and raiding the countryside. However, due to urbanisation, The Mythical Faggot Beast immigrated to Earth and can be found in many common places such as High Schools, McDonalds and Shopping Malls.

It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.

Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the act of BURNiNATING)
John: Who put whiteout on the back of my locker?
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.

Andrew: Which jackass stole my Big Mac while I was in the bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
by InfiniteFreedom May 25, 2011
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age of mythology

a time long ago when people's concerns amounted to protecting their gold, needing reinforcements to defend their temples, and warding off angry purple gods
i'm running low on the cash flow like it's the age of mythology up in here
by funwithanun December 18, 2003
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myther

To pester and annoy
You could myther a nest of rats
by ddd Dave August 11, 2003
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mythology

Any group of religious beliefs that is not ones own.
They really believe some crazy mythology don't they?
by Jacob Brent December 26, 2010
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Mythicist

A person who declines to believe in the historical personhood of Jesus.
Dr Thomas Brodie was forbidden from teaching by the Catholic Church when he admitted he was a mythicist.
by hdrs June 21, 2016
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