Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
Shotgun my ass, dad!
by mcflykitty August 09, 2018
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Done my ass

Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay
Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?

Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all

Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link
by Ahmedbenchpress December 20, 2019
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owns my ass

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.
OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!
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Burns my ass

Makes someone very mad or upset.
When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!
by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022
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jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...
Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass
by Instincts74 August 21, 2017
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Kink My Ass

Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.
"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"
by Kinkydinkysprinky May 21, 2018
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Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies
by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017
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