jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

by Instincts74 August 21, 2017

my ass is ate

When your ass is just really ate, you could be high, you could be having a great day, but you just feel on top of the world.

Scout: Wow, the weather is so nice outside today
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!

by Adamadamadamlucas February 28, 2018

flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.

This person flowered my ass so hard last night.

by Poakley December 11, 2019

swag on my ass

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017

owns my ass

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.

OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!

by wedonthavekangaroosinaustria July 19, 2018

Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017

buzzing my ass

One step beyond busting your ass.

Hey man, I've spent the whole day buzzing my ass, I can't believe how busy I am.

by S3nd41 December 12, 2020