The Matter Baby

Ask what it is and your automatically gay

Friend: "Hey bro, I just found the matter baby today"
Me: "What's the matter baby?"

Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "

by Your Ego March 8, 2020

munter shunter

A male/female that provides themselves sexualy to munters. An act of kindness some might say, or blind stupidity others will argue. It does however happen and munter shunters do it.
It is also the end result of a game of shunta munta
A game where you have to pull the ugliest person in the bar. the last one stuck with a munter, has to shag them!

' that bruce....he's a munter shunter.you can see it a mile off though, glazed eyes, wondering hands.. thick as pig shit!'

by ozzy3000 August 4, 2006

Metter

A girl who is entirely lacking in both the chest and the ass.

Dude, the girl I met last night was SUCH a metter.

by Lusterx April 22, 2010

muther cunt

A designation for the mother of all cunts. In fact it can be scientifically notated as: matriarchal vaginogenesis. Used as a compund descriptor of ones supreme cuntness. It can be used as a male title of mal-nobility as well or in general.

My sister walked in on me getting head from my boyfriend. She called me a whore! Said we interupted her playing 'vigaina D.J.' What a muther cunt!!!

by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014

munter

The word used to describe a truly hideous beast of a woman.

Lambert says :"OMG Steve that must surely be the biggest munter i have ever seen"
Steve says : "Yeah i know look at the face"

by Steve-oholmes December 28, 2005

mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

mutler

A Primate servant known more formally as a mutler.

Queen:-Charles get the mutler to bring me some tea.
Charles:-Mutler get the queen some tea
Mutler:-*A variety of monkey noises that make no sence to us*
But im sure if we could understand him...it would have gone like this
Mutler:-Get Your own Damn Tea!

by Surferrdude February 22, 2008