Musty flake

A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.

“You’re literally a musty flake”

Person a: You’re an actual bitch
Person b: Bro, you are an actual Musty Flake.

by RealOG6ix9ine October 18, 2020

Musty Swag

A stank presentation of yourself. Being confident, yet it comes across as if you haven't showered in days.

"I don't like Westbrook man. I don't mean to be judgemental, but it's a musty swag he puts on"

by Pseudo Bron Bron December 12, 2012

Musty Queef Detection

shhhhh

Mustard Queef? Like the Musty Queef Detection from Tom Clancys: Rainbow Six Extraction

by Gusty Jeep Collection October 30, 2023

Musty Hot

Someone who is not exactly attractive or good looking, but the more you look at them you realise they are adorable and beautiful. They might not have the best skin, or teeth etc. But they are still hot so therefore musty hot. The best type

“Chris Evans is beautiful hot, but Evan Peters is musty hot”

by evanpetersisreallyhot January 4, 2024

Musty busy

A term of when the asshole of your partner is extremely musty and crusty.

Bob: hey Rita's ass was really musty busy
Joe :sounds like Rita.

by JBJB69420 January 23, 2024

Musty Musket

The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)

Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!

by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022

musty-busty

A name you call your friends when they have big shlong energy.

Logan is musty-busty af.

by deshawn deshae the third April 17, 2023