Packing the Mule

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.

My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.

by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019

Mule Humper

One who humps mules.

Peter #1: Did you know that I love to make love to old mules?
Max #2: Really?
Peter #1: YES!
Max #2: Man I never knew you were a Mule Humper.

by Rick03101978 April 28, 2012

Mule Basin

(n.)

An oversized bathtub

President Taft needed a mule basin.

by Fielding Jewison March 26, 2004

mule's finger

When a woman's sex organs prolapse, and form a long protrusion.

Not a large following as a sexual fetish; not heavily popularised.

"Ha. That woman's got a dong."

"No. It's something much worse. I've been told that: after a really good pounding... when it's all hanging out... If it gets cold real quick or you startle her...then... she gets hard. She calls it her mule's finger."

"Eww"

by PHZWZRD February 08, 2019

Desert Mule

A chick that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I thought this girl looked good in the dark, but come to find out that she was a straight up desert mule in the light.

by zacho January 10, 2003

Brown Mule

The act of inserting your penis into ones mouth after the performance of anal sex. Preferably done to hood rats, not your main girl.

Alex gave me a brown mule last night and I think I liked it!

by Wizard Sleve Steve February 23, 2009

beer mule

an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.

The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."

by Pete Dick March 05, 2008