When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
Get the Burger King Chicken Mittmug. "You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
by Ali Bongo. November 11, 2007
Get the dutch oven mittmug. by Jahoesif Rian January 26, 2022
Get the Mittmug. A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound
by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023
Get the poo mittmug. When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022
Get the Mustard Mittmug. by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021
Get the Brutal mittsmug. White has a rook on f1, bishop on c4, queen on d1. Black has castled kingside, with pawns on g7, f7, and h7, and a knight on f6.
White unleashed the Skillet Oven Mitt a blistering rook sacrifice on f7 that cracked open Black’s defenses like a cast-iron lid, leaving the king flailing in a storm of sizzling tactics.
by MOOSE0508 September 15, 2025
Get the skillet oven mittmug.