When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
Get the Burger King Chicken Mittmug. "You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
by Ali Bongo. November 11, 2007
Get the dutch oven mittmug. When you want to tell all of your friends how awesome of a night you had, but you’re too drunk to get the words out.
by Eliseisms August 31, 2020
Get the Mitt setmug. A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.
by Wetballs July 20, 2022
Get the Mitt Moomug. When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.
by bababooey93 January 12, 2014
Get the One Hit Mittmug. by dolceglr September 22, 2013
Get the mitt fartmug. A man's (or appreciative woman's) hand, with a tendency to want to reach out fondle an attractive female breast
by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010
Get the mammary mittmug.