dirty mercedes

The act of getting high, becoming horny, and then pussy popping and not sharing

"Girl, I can't go out tonight. Imma get some edibles and have me a dirty Mercedes!"

by UncleTazz June 4, 2020

White Mercedes

The car for your average everyday karen. If you drive a white Mercedes you are probably a 16 year old girl named Emily that calls herself PAN sexual!! If you think this car is a good car at all then you are more of a crackhead then Emily. I feel so bad for anyone who has to drive such a unbelievably woman like car!

A white Mercedes just pulled up next to me and called the cops because I was hitting my vape.

by Jake from all state June 20, 2020

2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350

A reliable and cheap car manufactured by Mercedes-Benz and is the type of car a Karen drives. It probably has bumper stickers on the back that says either "Baby on board" or "Vaccines are bad". Try to get far away from that car because you will risk getting sued by the driver who probably is named Karen. If you follow this car, you will probably end up on a soccer field with lots of kids and lots of other Karens.

"Why are there so many 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350s in this parking lot at this soccer field?"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"

by Dinousrname February 9, 2020

Russian Mercedes

Amputated toe sex fetish

Dustin got a Russian Mercedes in his Tesla.

by Russianmercedes30 May 14, 2019

allan mercedes

allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!

allan mercedes slept with you too?! OMG

by for the STREETS September 10, 2020

Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.

Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.

by mnasty24 June 29, 2013

chauffeur driven Mercedes

A euphemism for a bus

I take a chauffeur driven Mercedes to work every morning.

by adirudi February 6, 2023