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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
mugGet the Mercedes Parking Lightsmug.

Mercedes

she’s really nice and a dobby lover sometimes she even dressed as dobby for fun!
mercedes is such a dobby
by swt.aly November 20, 2023
mugGet the Mercedesmug.

Mercedes guy

A term used on Mercedes owners who stole your partner/is your partner's sugar daddy
by SNCB 4136 March 15, 2023
mugGet the Mercedes guymug.

Mercedes-Benz E-Class

The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.
Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.
by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022
mugGet the Mercedes-Benz E-Classmug.

Mercedes

Did you just see that douche in a Mercedes cut me off? It's like he thinks he owns the whole road!
by Queen Cynic May 25, 2016
mugGet the Mercedesmug.

MERCEDES

The hottest ,wildest person you will come in contact with. You are Blessed if she is your Partner. She will go out of her way to make you happy.. She is Beautiful inside and out .Never a dull moment with MERCEDES.
Mercedes is One of a Kind
by anonymous November 23, 2021
mugGet the MERCEDESmug.

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