Mercedes Benz

hello
my name is
my name is ralsei
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
these are my friends
i'm a ba
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
WHATS YOUR NAME KID?
uhhh mercedes benz

by nikomega May 10, 2025

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allan mercedes

allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!

allan mercedes slept with you too?! OMG

by for the STREETS September 10, 2020

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Mercedes

A sweet, kind-hearted girl who’s tougher than she looks. She’s the type of person who’ll make you feel safe just by being around her. Loyal as hell, funny without even trying, and not afraid to say what she does or doesn’t like. She’s been through pain but still carries love in her heart. If you’ve got a Mercedes in your life, protect her, because she’s one of a kind. Shes a ray of sunshine. But, you get on her bad side, and you're in for it.

Friend: "I need you"
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.

by Queen of unicorns August 31, 2025

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Mercedes

Mercedes is likely to be a very delicate girl, with high needs, usually very fancy and a high quality sushi master. However, when someone gets to know better a Mercedes, sees a girl with a really strong sex humor, full of dirty jokes, often intensified by a Pedro of her life and all she can do is a mere overcooked rice and getting drunk while doing it.
All in all, Mercedes is a good friend who cares for her friends and has a lot of fun with them.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)

I thought she wasn't down to earth at all but she really is a Mercedes.

by King_Nick November 23, 2021

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