lick my balls and call me trevor

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.

"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!

by MR-Kirkup August 31, 2007

come and jump me

origin in Hebrew.A very popular phrase used when wanting to disregard somebody or belittle whatever they said.

A guy: U r such a stupid,unnoying woman
A woman: come and jump me

by svietka March 14, 2005

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017

Give me a rifle and point me to Berlin

Acceptance of a task. Based on the game Company of Heroes where the simmilar "Give me a rifle, one round and point me to Berlin" is said by riflemen squads.

Person 1: "Could you help me with something?
Person 2: Just give me a rifle and point me to Berlin.

by Word-Viking August 6, 2011

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021

just bite my nuts and call me skippy

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo

real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy

by beating meat nuting off November 9, 2009

well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013