when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines
by mateis November 27, 2024
Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.
“Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.
by purrr💖 March 15, 2022
Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.
by Whatdoesbasedmean November 08, 2021
Mateo Vargas is hot asf -London
by Tickledurgirlspickle September 07, 2022
when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.
by Junglebeek February 22, 2024
by vvukong November 08, 2021
This guy is literally the funniest and weirdest person you'll ever meet. He's the literal definition of "him". He's really cute (I may or may not have a crush on him) and literally so many girls were head over heels for him but he acts gay mostly (even though I asked his friends and they said he wasn't). He's really good at every single sport, and is super supportive of everyone (mostly). Yk, the only thing I really need in life is him. He's just, amazing, cute, kind, funny, dirty-minded, german-canadian, and just, the hottest and most hilarious guy you'll ever meet. I don't know if I'll ever tell him how much I love him, but I feel like he knows although he doesn't show it. Well, whatever he does in life, I know he'll be successful and definitely have a gf (or bf lol) cuz his personality is the best I've ever met :)
Girl: If only he knew how much I liked him...
Girl 2: Wait you like him?? I said that I liked him
Girl 3: Guys what're you talking about he's the most clueless and funny guy on earth
Girl and Girl 2: That's why we have the biggest crush on him!!
Boy: Ugh, why does everyone like that freaky ass weird kid with amazing hair??
Boy: Oh yeah, that's just Mateo Mechas, the perfect guy who's goofy as fuck
Girl 2: Wait you like him?? I said that I liked him
Girl 3: Guys what're you talking about he's the most clueless and funny guy on earth
Girl and Girl 2: That's why we have the biggest crush on him!!
Boy: Ugh, why does everyone like that freaky ass weird kid with amazing hair??
Boy: Oh yeah, that's just Mateo Mechas, the perfect guy who's goofy as fuck
by the person everyone forgets... December 03, 2024