Mateo

A super gay guy, most likely from or born in Poland . Thinks his real name is spelled as “Matthew” . Drives a black pick up truck. Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to Dance with somebody” by Whitney Huston

You are such a Mateo

by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023

Mateo Luka

Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.

Hey that is Mateo Luka

- Whos that? His name sounds very stupid

by theLionKingggg November 22, 2021

mateo stan

when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

Mateo

Orange 🍊,trump son, annoying,weak

Mateo is the orangest person I’ve seen

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Mateo

mateo is hot sweet and should be praised by every human being YEA YOU KELLEE AND GREENLEEE PRAISE ME.

mateo is so cute and funny

by diediedeidei June 2, 2021

Mateo

mateo uhm if u see this uhm like uhm uh i like you a lot uhm like a lot
yea uhm i wanna uhm marry you uh🥺

MATEOOOO FUCK YEHA

by Defenitions hahhaha February 26, 2020

mateo

mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)

me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!

by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023