by Person thong November 9, 2015
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Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
by j_breeze September 9, 2008
Get the Pedro Martinez mug.by luis m 123 January 8, 2017
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Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011
Get the dirty martinez mug.Melanie Adele Martinez (known also as Felony/Felonie, Rattinez, Fadtinez or Fartinez) is an American alternative singer-songwriter, who is known for not having any of her songs chart significantly that weren't forced by the social media app Tik Tok, like the growth of her 2015 flop Play Date. Martinez is also known for working with & supporting the transphobic racist Tierra Whack (Tierra Shat), despite the Hungry Hippo singer being previously exposed for racism towards Asian people as well as transphobia demonstrated in her song Toe Jam. Martinez has also worked with & supported the infamous Kim Petras (Petrash, Petrat), even though the German singer-songwriter with her flop of a discography as demonstrated with Heart to Break had reportedly claimed that her collaborator, Dr Luke (Puke, Fluke), had not assaulted Kesha.
Melanie Martinez is a fat flop, I doubt she can afford anything with how much of a mess her recent project Gay-12 was and the little amount of box office profit it got
by anonymous May 30, 2021
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Melanie Martinez is a flop, her movie K-12 received barely any box office profit- I'd be surprised if she manages to push out any good music after that embarassment
by r0manshit June 2, 2021
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Its the act of tossing someones salad after they've gone to the bathroom and having shit all over your face when you're done.
Its the act of tossing someones salad after they've gone to the bathroom and having shit all over your face when you're done.
by Bee's Knees! July 5, 2010
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