Kotula Logic

Finding justification for choosing to do the complete opposite of what should be done.

Kotula Logic: Instead of studying for the first test I'll just drop the class.

by Fifedom March 06, 2011

FACTS and LOGIC

Something Ben Shabibo uses to own the beta libturds and sLeenpy joe!!!!

Based republican 1: lol i just watched ben shapiro destroy the DEMONrats, they are so stinky. i love donald trump and ben shabiro they are my heroes and they have IQ higher than albert ianestein!!!

2nd Based republican: yaaaaassss lmao communist libturds have been shat on by FACTS and LOGIC once again!!!! 😎 dum liberaels

and sleepy joe wen will they learn, big chungus wholesome 100 moment right here 🥵😍 facts dont care about yor fweeling liberals!!!! snowflakes LOL

by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

Olu Logic

Anything said by someone called Olu or goes by the name Olu, is automatically correct and everyone who disagrees with them are wrong

Tilly: Clear is not a colour
Olu: Clear is a colour

Tilly: Prove it

Olu: Olu logic 😌🤚🏾
Tilly: Damnn you got me there

by not_oluwafolayomi August 16, 2021

swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016

Fahad Logic

Fahad Logic is when somebody does the opposite of what they say their going to do (see lying)

Fahad: "I've got a BMW and the new iPhone X"
Jamal: "Nah fam you ain't, that's Fahad logic"

by guccislayer January 28, 2018

faulty logic

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.

Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.

by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014

Stoner Logic

Whenever someone makes a completely stupid comment but thinks that their comment makes alot of sense

Pam: I was walking my dog when a deer ran into me, I thought it would move out of the way and not hit me

Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire

That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.

by Tha_Woodmeister January 06, 2009