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Imperial Lobster

A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt
"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"

"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"

"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"
by Phazan February 18, 2009
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Tucson lobster

n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.
It's spring break in San Diego, let's go bag some Tucson lobsters!
by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010
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Lobster Fist

The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.
LOBSTER FIST

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Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)

We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.

We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.

So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.

We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.

On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.

Location - Montreal
by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013
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Lobster Lady

A woman with a huge ass. All the meat is in the tail. not meant to be a compliment.
The lobster lady at the buffet was epic. she shook the floor when she stept.
by CodyAAA May 20, 2014
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Holiday Lobster

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.
Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!
by Holiday Lobster December 5, 2020
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slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players
Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster
by tyler chapin May 23, 2008
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wet lobster

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose
yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster
by keek the sneak January 4, 2009
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