shit lasagna

What is left in the toilet when a thousand Ugandans have used it before you.

Don't use the bathroom, the Ugandans have left a fresh batch of shit lasagna.

by soldierguy October 9, 2011

Human Lasagna

Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna

Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

Luger Lasagna

1.complete piss on your face, and enjoy it victor. cannot be slain. known to bring the pain, and make it rain on anybody.

2, commonly found in the top ranks, of any COD Call of Duty tournament.
2a. Typicall seen COD4 or WaW.

3. fucking your moms right now, thank you for the privacy. Go to sleep, Daddy cook ya breakfast in the morning.

4. eat a dick. and Thug Life. if the T faded away, you'd just be another faggot.

5. A one man killing machine in some parts of the world a GOD !!!!!

6. The worlds most deadly Italian dinner.

7. When the world looks under the bed for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris looks under the bed for Luger Lasagna.

1.Yo that foo Luger be on game to game steady shit.

2.Damn, Lasagna stay bustin' caps in that ass all day?

3.I think, im a have a baby, and tha daddy be on some Luger Lasagna

4. PIC: "DJlovedwiener" aka Bonnie

by Luger Himself March 29, 2009

Pink Lasagna

The tangle of flaps covering a well traveled woman's genetalia.

Tom gasped with horror when his one night stand stood up the next morning revealing a 5 pound pink lasagna.

by z28 owner2 March 5, 2008

Lasagna

A double entendre that means a delicious Italian meal OR a secret code word used for weed.

Josh: Hey Dan you been eating any good lasagna recently?
Dan: Nah my Landlord has been all in my business.
Josh: Damn man I need some more lasagna.

by Penncilvester February 12, 2018

lasagna cave

pussy, vagina. when the pussy is soo beat up, it looks wavy & red like lasagna. and sometimes, usually around period times, there may be clumps that resemble meat & sometimes during yeast infection you might see clumples that resemble goata cheese.

after sex all night long, i wanted to hit it 1 more time. until i saw that lasagna cave & said to myself damn, that thing is tore up from the floor up. oh wait look, cheese! yummy

by flava b (bernie mac) April 2, 2009

lasagna hands

someone with long gross fingers who likes to touch people.

The kid sitting behind me was all lasagna hands with me.

by jeremy mynes November 25, 2007