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Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.
As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..
by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023
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Arielle's Laptop

The laptop that sucks, is made by a crappy company named acer, blue screens all the time, and is slower than a 10 year old computer. Also takes five hours to load google.
Arielle: You can use my laptop.
You: Ok thanks.
You: *turns on Arielle's Laptop and then it blue screens during a VERY important document which you forgot to save and you die*
by mrmandehfwiujfhew September 11, 2016
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Laptop effect

Same as the Iphone effect, but with a laptop.
guy 1: "Guys, save the table while I'm going to get some food."
(while waiting, one friend takes out their laptop to fill the blank, then another, then another)
(the other comes back, sits, feels awkward because of the silence)
guy 1: "Ah, that laptop effect is killing the conversation, just stop!"
by lait_au_chocolat January 27, 2010
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Laptop

Im using my laptop to do crappy homework
by My_Life_Is_A_Lie December 20, 2023
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Laptop

"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"
by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017
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Miss Laptop

When a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.
your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say" ooh look at you playing with miss laptop" in a jealous unfriendly manner.
by Snarly June 28, 2010
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Laptop

Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming
by What thr May 5, 2020
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