landon

The happiest anorexic you'll ever meet, constantly cuts himself with his father's clipped toenails and thuroghly enjoys the sensation of gargling balls down his throat

That guys is a Landon.

by Pinged Clit October 8, 2016

LANDON

Landon is rough guy that is decently strong. He is a guy that sticks up for is friends and he gets mad kinda easy so be careful

Landon is rough guy that is decently strong. He is a guy that sticks up for is friends and he gets mad kinda easy so be careful beacsue he loves to fight.

by A guy88888888888!hjhu January 18, 2018

landon

A midget that usually rages to much and jumps around a lot, but could sometimes be a good friend.

landon is defined as a midget

by tggegh September 18, 2021

Landons

1. Nomadic backpackers with no responsibilities in life.

2. Free spririted people.

synonyms: Gypsy, traveler, nomad, rover, roamer, wanderer

"a caravan of Landons"

Hey ask one of those landons if they need a ride to Jerusalem to get to their hostel.

by Kubota December 9, 2018

the landon

When a man fucks a guy in the ear. A very hot thing to do. If a man does this to you it means he loves you. You're a lucky guy.

Man 1: man that guy just did the Landon on me
Man 2: thats hot

by Howtoeatass January 2, 2018

Landonism

Landonism is where we worship my little brother Landon. I showed him Montero and he danced on a small pole.

"I worship Landonism" "Me too!"

by Landonism worshiper April 30, 2021

Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

by Nefwey November 26, 2022