A Lance Corporal in the British army
by Johno1! August 2, 2017

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.
Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair
Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair
Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.
Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.
Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em
by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

"Yo doodz! Imma slap some beehatch round the chops wif mah Hormone lance of Godliness!"
Random doodz: "wtf?!"
Random doodz: "wtf?!"
by Carzum October 19, 2009

a lance leener is a species white male who enjoys making inappropriate jokes about kids and says the n word constantly
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When eating Mac and Cheese, you thread the noodles onto the tines of the fork, and eat them shishkabob style.
I'm lancing my mac and cheese.
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Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.
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by KLT November 7, 2002
