chick fil laid

A term used to describe a situation in which one engages in sexual activities with a woman inside of a chick fil.

Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.

Jimothy: Yo dude, did you get a chicken sandwich last night?
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.

by Jimothytits January 26, 2016

laid man

the etymology of a Laid Man comes from a Made Man, but instead a Laid Man is someone who is constantly getting laid, either by multiple girls or his gf. it does not mean someone who got laid once. to qualify for the term, the man has to be having sex consistently.

every since Mike got a gf, he became a Laid Man

by flagman5 November 6, 2006

Lardism

Having ur life being controlled by food

Due to Katies Lardism she coudnt go downstairs without having to get a snack

by Blackdaddy92 April 1, 2008

laidsy

You're too lazy to have sex. You might be up for just laying there, but can't be bothered with fancy swirls and twirls or effort of any kind.

He's a nice guy, but waay too laidsy for my needs.

by EleanorMinx September 22, 2013

larda

A person who is a Lard ass

Jen and dee both have that larda ass

by Tricky Ricky August 10, 2017

Lairport

Hi fellow directioner! So luv lairport is whe harry and louis were seen together traveling for a long time......about 3 years whe they "hate" eachother. It happened in Australia!

I MISS THE LAIRPORT

by LarryStylinsonisreal.periodboo August 9, 2020

Lardaneous

A descriptor to describe something that is of or that of a lard, having the attributes of a lard

OMG why did you ignore my text?! You are acting so lardaneous!

by lardlover May 20, 2021