Lips & Lobster Day

Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.

Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy

This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day

by LizzyD March 14, 2013

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

Lost beer syndrome

A medical condition that occurs when you are to drunk to recall where you last placed your beer.

Drunk guy- "Has anyone seen where I put my beer?"

Slutty chick- "Man you got the lost beer syndrome"

by D-Ricktar April 14, 2010

Lost In Transwebification

The disappointing/sinking feeling you get when a well-crafted pun or sarcastic remark gets misconstrued over the internet, text, or email. You expect an LOL, instead you get a WTF?!? Never fun, often results in hurt feelings or a blank e-stare.

Me: Chop chop! I don't have all day!
R: You don't have to be so f'ing rude, who the F do you think you are!? << lost in transwebification

Me: Yea good luck with THAT! Ha!
Them: Um, thanks... I guess? << lost in transwebification

by bobonut March 8, 2011

LOLSTM

Laughing Out Loud Silently To Myself. In between LOL and LSTM. When you hiccup (figuratively) upon hearing something humorous but don't quite chortle.

Billy: I want to see the new Werner Herzog film.

Jamie: Werner is a little dramatic, which is good and funny...

Billy: maybe I will go alone tomorrow.

Jaime: yeah, then you can LOLSTM.

Billy: or just lol.

Jaime: sumthin like that.

by Johnetsunami September 13, 2011

lost1nplace

A Twitch streamer/YouTuber who loves Gmod. Lost's real name is Kenny and he has a right hand man named chilliam so he can use his left hand for other things... Shots of alcohol become an often occurrence when donations are given and has the bladder of an old woman.

Lost1nplace is a famous internet personality.

by Source_code__ July 7, 2017