Lamp Lash

when you beat someone with a lamp that has a bendable neck, this is what they get.

My mom was so pissed last night, she beat me with a lamp and gave me Lamp Lash.

by Fallen Corpse September 29, 2017

lämp

Moths are attracted to lämps

Moth: Pass the boof
Moth holding a lämp: *breathe in* NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by MemesWithASideOfDank October 16, 2018

Heat lamp pizza

Pizza genre widely-available in Manhattan, the five boroughs, and northern New Jersey. Typically involves a 24-inch pie with floppy slices that must be eaten with both hands. Pies are usually under a heat lamp for 15 - 45 minutes and re-heated in the oven when purchased. Dubious nuitritional value but undisputed utility as a drinking cushion.

"Ray's" pizzerias in Midtown West, West Village and Lower Eastpacking serve up heat lamp pizza.

by IloveNJ May 25, 2009

dirty lamprey

when people with multiple rows of teeth give a blow job (teeth are always in contact with member)

That horse mouth decided to give me a dirty lamprey

by joe Lamprey May 25, 2010

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012

soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy

God John, you're such a soggy lamp!

by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015

Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.

"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."

by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019