lanan

a complete and utter faggot. someone who is not liked at all

ryan is a cock sucking lanan

by DonkyPunchMastr July 6, 2006

lactarded

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

by jake826 May 6, 2006

Lana del rey

The president of the United States

“Lana del rey is a God”

by Taylorswift333 November 9, 2021

lactate

(verb) to produce milk from mammary glands (breasts); the production of breastmilk caused by the release of the hormone oxytocin through either (1)the excess stimulation of the nipples by pumping (2) the labor of a pregnant woman or (3) the sucking of a baby. It can be achieved by a woman who has adopted a baby and has never breastfed before and who has never been pregnant before. The woman's breasts are naturally designed with mammary glands for lactation.

She began to lactate in her fifth month of pregnancy.

by breastfeeding mother February 11, 2009

Lana rhoades child

he's not fatherless, he's fatherful

lana rhoades child probably got gonorrhea and syphilis

by pseudonymong June 30, 2022

lana

Lana means she who is enlightened. Savior of almost lost causes and worker of miracles. Prettiest Blue eyes that look like the sky on a perfect summer eve. Loves illegal fireworks, monster trucks, and has a taste for the more refined things in life. A true lady but she might deny it because she is humble too. She likes good music like the Eagles and Taylor Swift. A Great Friend.

Lana swoped in and pulled my ass out of the trouble I got myself in.

by Bruce #1 February 11, 2015

lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

by lila_pause September 4, 2006