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Landon Laxers

Very advanced highschool lacrosse players, that could probably win against a few D1 college teams. Even my team in Darien, CT doesn't stand much of a chance. I went to see a few games last year, because my grandparents live in Bethesda and I went to visit them, and my cousins.
If you play lacrosse at Landon High, you are extremely talented.
by Matt-crosse April 27, 2005
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Wellington Landings is a school full of kids but not just any kids dumb ones, ones who do cocaine and smoke weed but get caught, Landings has kids who think they are hard and from the hood yet really they are just wearing their Air Force 1’s that there mom bought them while she was in Europe buying Louis Vuitton, And the girls at Landings are white bitches that suck dick just to get back with their ex, dirty hoes that lose their virginity at 12-14 nasty, and the very few black bitches at Landings tend to be loud as FUCK at generally the morning times when everyone is tired, then we have Mr. Cativa aka I’m gay and have an uncircumcised dick that tends to rape people cause it’s fun and push girls because he’s a pussy, too pussy enough not to buy shit of shaydon, a white 90 pound crackhead, yet Mr. Cativa finds himself throwing up crip signs while wearing his all red adidas his mom bought him in another country, and lastly let’s not get started on the bitch ass teachers that will do anything to get you in trouble, well I don’t wanma get started on the teachers since they are retarted but yes this is Wellington Landings Middle School.
Hey did u see that fight at Wellington Landings Middle School? - “Yo did you see that fight”, “You mean Celeste’s fatass slapping Brenda?” “Yes” “That’s no fight that to cockroaches fighting” that’s Wellington Landings Middle School for ya
by Boiyouthoughtyouwastuff May 15, 2019
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landon

unbelievably thick caboose
that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.
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Landy

Ruining a wet dream or a perfect moment like a concert experience
I was watching an amazing concert about to climax And the cameraman pulled a landy and my night was ruined.
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A pretty girl who is super sweet and makes funny and cute miraculous content ❤️
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Landon

Loves sucking dick and slurping up all that delicious and sexy cum.
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Soft Landing

The last drink of the night.

Synonym: night cap
Pour me a soft landing before I go to bed.
by Wine lover February 20, 2020
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