Louisiana kickstand

A large fake penis that fits over your real penis, allowing you to have sex with a loose woman more effectively. The best ones have a bumpy, ridged texture, like alligator skin.

-I'd like to slip her the Louisiana kickstand if you know what I'm sayin'.
-Huh? Not really.
-No one appreciates the subtext.

by Crymsunskai October 22, 2008

kicking ass and taking names

It means holding people accountable for there actions in an organization.

I am going to start kicking ass and taking names if the design is not ready on schedule.

by semimurphy January 1, 2017

kickstand

When guy is laying down on his stomach and has a boner.

Mike was laying on his towel tanning then he got a kickstand and had to get up

by Jessus's third cousin June 27, 2010

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

kicking ass

when someone places his foot squarely upon a person/group/metaphysical object and shouts "I'm kicking your ass!!!"

I'm kicking ass and taking names

by mxHalo March 9, 2005

Kickling

The body's natural defense to unprovoked tickling, often characterized by sudden and violent thrusts and swinging of the legs directed towards the perpetrator. Known to be deadly, those initiating the tickling will often come to regret their life choices very abruptly, especially when receiving a high velocity foot to the face.

While enjoying lunch with several others and seeming perfectly innocuous, Matt deftly reaches around to Keren and casually tickles her, which in turn leads to an epic kickling match, of which an ambulance ride and a month drinking food from a straw is the result for Matt.

by bonquequeg May 15, 2018

my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

by Architect of Destruction October 25, 2010