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The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
by Janbaby May 13, 2010
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Joseph

A Greek God of Love and War. Wanted and needed by all, but rejected by many, but always remembered as a GREAT GOD!!! And Guy
During the great war with the son of the Sun, Joseph commanded his troupes to slaughter all the males who defied him and therefore captured all the women. But he was rejected by many of these women but not all. Even those women who rejected him always felt he was a Great man. A God of sorts!
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Joseph

The non-biological father of Jesus Christ. Also the patron saint of carpenters. Usually boys named this are expected to do great things or be involved in huge events.
Joseph married Mary and could make some great chairs!
by Liaceps February 3, 2010
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Joseph

He is definitely one of a kind. He’s super intelligent and doesn’t mind sharing what he’s learned and He’s super sexy. Pick any topic, he will talk for hours switching from subject to subject telling you the way it works and/or what it means in detail and you’ll absolutely find it adorable. He is a badass super nerd that will make you laugh. He’s a complete gentleman and when he wants something he goes for it. He’s different from every guy you have ever met and that will get your attention. He is patient and kind and a total freak in the sheets. His smile will make you smile, his eyes so blue they shine and his voice will make you melt. He’s the kind of person you only meet once in a life time. He’s a hero in so many ways and he’s the kind of man that deserves every bit of your love and respect. Never do him wrong in anyway because you will regret losing him and he’ll be the one that got away. There is a difference between a boy and a man....Joseph is the very definition of a real man.
The Instructor was teaching the class self defense and Gamora asked who he was and the girl next to her said that’s “Joseph”.
by Gamora February 1, 2019
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Tyler Joseph

tyler joseph - noun, a precious smol bean

me: jesus fucking christ just make a normal definition
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joseph

A angel desended down from the heavens. When he woke from his sleep all of heaven froz. He loves poetry, geting couaght in the rain,helping people,learning, lvoe peace and yet has to reveal his true personailitys to other people he is a very solotary person takes religion very serius loves the smell of roses and when ever he crys it begins to rain. He is the desendent of god. And must full fill a prophecy.. so much is Unknown about joseph we must gather more information on josephs
"joseph"angel or to be loved by a angel has many goals and destinys that only he may choose good or bad..
by Heavens Angel January 29, 2009
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Josepha

Josepha is an African queen from the Ivory Coast. Very talented and beautiful and full of joy and laughters. She knows how to put smiles on faces and can be possess all the abilities that could never be imagined of her. On the other hand, she knows how to get down and dirty and can be super bad behind closed doors.
Damn man, I would love to tap Josepha anytime
by EatADickHoe October 26, 2016
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