Jose

Most awesomest person in the world besdies Elisa
Jose is so cool, but Elisa is cooler

Jose is so raw dieezel

Jose is Rawsome an cooler than Elisa Villa Way cooler
by Elisa Villa January 16, 2009
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will steal your girl and would make you cry he would probably slap you and make very corny jokes but he’s still that git
jose just talked about life
by no\name May 17, 2018
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jose

1.(noun)a big hairy brown male; usually mexican
"DAMN, that guy's hairy...he looks like jose."
by the person next 2 u October 19, 2008
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jose

(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.
1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
by vetusvates January 6, 2009
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JOSE

JOSE HAS A VERY BAD TEMPER, HE LOVES TO SCRUB YOUNG GIRLS BODIES. BITES TONGUE TO THE POINT WHERE ITS ABOUT TO BE CUT OFF WHEN HE REACHES HIS MAXIMUM BOILING POINT. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN UNDER THE CARE OF JOSE WHILE NOT PRESENT. IN A RELATIONSHIP HE DOES NOT WEAR THE PANTS & IS INTO WOMEN WHO WALK AROUND BARE NAKED.
JOSE IS USUALLY GAY
by ALBERT349 July 18, 2009
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jose

6ft buff smart funny handsome guy with a huge heart who can be gay sometimes but its aiight with a huge massive enormous humongous coc
whoa who is that big ass nibba gaw damn his fdwqhqUK fcevbwaukcrg3 jose
by sphxre June 2, 2021
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JOSE

A person that is in loved with a person that starts with a s and acts like he doest not like her but he still does
The is such a jose
by Hhdjd November 3, 2019
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