by fleebless April 19, 2019
A.K.A Mike Jones
The term Dyke Jones was popularized by you could say "Rival" ex swisha house Chamillionaire. Used on Mixtape Messiah to rap back, and sure as hell " served " his ass up.
A "down south" rapper, who's lyrics are child play. He repeats his lyrics, and his name over and over. He thinks hes running the game, but truly hes a fake bastard.
The term Dyke Jones was popularized by you could say "Rival" ex swisha house Chamillionaire. Used on Mixtape Messiah to rap back, and sure as hell " served " his ass up.
A "down south" rapper, who's lyrics are child play. He repeats his lyrics, and his name over and over. He thinks hes running the game, but truly hes a fake bastard.
Chamillionaire
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked
When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck
You know why I'm here, to take my respect
You can't get next, I came to plex
So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked
Who? Dyke Jones
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked
When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck
You know why I'm here, to take my respect
You can't get next, I came to plex
So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked
Who? Dyke Jones
by Austin AK October 07, 2005
The sexiest British girl in world. A glamour model for British mags such as Nuts and Page 3 of the Sun. Has massive boobs as well.
by Mr. Ragejah September 05, 2011
Often used as a sales term to describe how to motivate a potential buyer to buy based on what other people are doing. Also referred to as "Keeping up with the Jones's."
Salesperson: "I just came from Mr. Jones and he liked my product so much he bought three." This is an example of the Jones Effect.
by jay-b-c May 19, 2009
The Jones’ Jar is a jar in which every year a participant is selected to queef inside a jar, this process is repeated until the Master is satisfied with the aroma of the jar. Once the Master is fulfilled he puts the jar under his pillow on Christmas Eve and reviews his participants faces. On Christmas Day at 00:01 he lines up the photos, closes the windows and opens the jar and is infused with the reviving stench of the queefs. The Jones’ Jar is said to revive and desires anyone to use the Process; however you need to be born in heir to the possession of a Jones’ family member.
by JoannesToe December 21, 2020
Ann Jones is a very well known tennis player, who played for England in the 1960's. She won Wimbledon in 1969 and it the same year, won the French Open and the doubles at Wimbledon. Her favorite ground to play on is grass. Her Birthday is the 17th October. She has three children (Pippa Jones, Michael Jones and Christopher Jones) and is married, she has seven grand children (William Jones, Harriet Jones, Elizabeth Whitehouse, Charlotte Jones, Emily Whitehouse, Oliver Whitehouse and Daisy Whitehouse).
Ann Jones was a marvelous tennis player.
Ann Jones won Wimbledon in 1969!
Do you think Ann Jones will win this year?
Ann Jones won Wimbledon in 1969!
Do you think Ann Jones will win this year?
by thelittlebookguide June 05, 2017
Interviewer: So, do you remember Brian Jones and his influence on the band?
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band
by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021