The Goodly Godlike character of Jeopardy who can leap tall towers of information in one bound, who can answer a question faster than a speeding bullet.
The only thing he's weak to is Zerg-o-nite and her revealing cleavage.
The only thing he's weak to is Zerg-o-nite and her revealing cleavage.
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Get the insta-jerking mug.The act of maintaining an unprotected wireless network soley to redirect bandwidth stealers to a proxy server. The proxy logs are then used to spy on which pornographic sites are being browsed to. The thought of someone else jerking off on the maintainers bandwidth get thems off.
Andy was approaching his vinegar strokes double-jerking to his neighbour browsing to www.teenswithbignobs.com. He was going to explode over his keyboard any second now...
by Fudancer October 19, 2008
Get the double-jerking mug.What happens when a bboying move, kickstep, goes completely wrong, mutated, dysfunctional, and looks utterly like shit. Apparently a new fad, which we all know will disappear in a few months.
*This definition is somewhat compared between jerking and bboying(breakdancing), since we all know that nowadays we have idiots copying real shit off youtube and claiming it as their own "original" move*
CHARACTERISTICS OF A JERKER:
- Most jerkers tend to speak like a person who has had just one week of ESL.
Bboy: "Shit bro, that session we had last night was dope as hell..."
Jerker: "yall niggas jerk? can u do spongebob?"
Bboy: "Wtf are you talking about?"
- Jerkers tend to be African-American decent and are usually seen wearing tight ass pants, which is really fucking ironic since they were the ones making fun of people during the tight-pants-skater fad.
- Jerkers tend to shit their pants a lot. Why the hell do they sag their skin tight pants so much? There has to be a reason behind that!
- A bboy spends months-years mastering basic moves. Jerking is learned in 5 minutes off youtube. Now, how the hell do you call jerking an intricate dance? Yes I know this isn't a characteristic but I just wanted to throw this out
INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT JERKING
- Jerking looks like shit, hmm self explanatory on that one.
- Jerkers tend to use moves from bboying, such as knee drops, half assed inverts, simple freezes, etc. Again, can be learned in 5 minutes.
- Jerking is just retarded, do not be caught in this trend or whatever you wanna call it. If you want to see real shit, go to your local jam and hop in a cypher. I swear if you pull off your jerking bullshit you will not only get fucking slaughtered but a good slap in the face.
*This definition is somewhat compared between jerking and bboying(breakdancing), since we all know that nowadays we have idiots copying real shit off youtube and claiming it as their own "original" move*
CHARACTERISTICS OF A JERKER:
- Most jerkers tend to speak like a person who has had just one week of ESL.
Bboy: "Shit bro, that session we had last night was dope as hell..."
Jerker: "yall niggas jerk? can u do spongebob?"
Bboy: "Wtf are you talking about?"
- Jerkers tend to be African-American decent and are usually seen wearing tight ass pants, which is really fucking ironic since they were the ones making fun of people during the tight-pants-skater fad.
- Jerkers tend to shit their pants a lot. Why the hell do they sag their skin tight pants so much? There has to be a reason behind that!
- A bboy spends months-years mastering basic moves. Jerking is learned in 5 minutes off youtube. Now, how the hell do you call jerking an intricate dance? Yes I know this isn't a characteristic but I just wanted to throw this out
INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT JERKING
- Jerking looks like shit, hmm self explanatory on that one.
- Jerkers tend to use moves from bboying, such as knee drops, half assed inverts, simple freezes, etc. Again, can be learned in 5 minutes.
- Jerking is just retarded, do not be caught in this trend or whatever you wanna call it. If you want to see real shit, go to your local jam and hop in a cypher. I swear if you pull off your jerking bullshit you will not only get fucking slaughtered but a good slap in the face.
Jerker: "I'm gonna pull off my reject and my spongebob in this cypher circle!"
*Gets pushed aside, kicked in the face, and used as a human speed stimulator to determine who has the strongest and fastest kicking flares*
Jerking is retarded, end of discussion. If you want to learn a real dance, learn bboying. At least you feel accomplished getting new moves or getting props from real niggas at jams.
*Gets pushed aside, kicked in the face, and used as a human speed stimulator to determine who has the strongest and fastest kicking flares*
Jerking is retarded, end of discussion. If you want to learn a real dance, learn bboying. At least you feel accomplished getting new moves or getting props from real niggas at jams.
by rawandreal August 31, 2009
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C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself
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