Jester's Hat

A sexual act performed either kneeling, squatting or sitting, surrounded by a number of standing males in a circle brandishing their penises.

The person in the middle of the circle then proceeds with oral sex on the penises, especially wanking/jerking off 2 penises at a time to emulate the shape of a Jester's hat on his or her head.

Note: Each penis refers to one of the floppy points on a jesters hat (liliripes). A minimum of 3 is required.

"That party was banging last night. Some slut was giving me and the boys a jesters hat until we jizzed all up in her face like we just opened a tin of custard."

"sup girl. how do you feel about wearing a jester's hat for me and the boys tonight?"

by cherrydizzle August 16, 2009

DJ_Jester

The uber crazy OMGWTFBBQ Dj on Radio Free Zion that noone will ever realize whats going on....ever! Good Tunes, great time.

What did Jester just say?

Nothin hes just bein himself

by Hammel March 7, 2005

nice jetter

A sexy chick with a fine piece of ass

Look man, she's got a nice jetter!

by Jackson Gouvea September 23, 2007

Jeterian

A play made by a baseball player that looked difficult, but would be routine to any good player.

Alex made a Jeterian play on the ball that was hit at him softly.

by savage362 August 25, 2005

Jeter Christ

Derek Jeter, the best baseball player ever!

Watch out! Jeter Christ is going to perform a miracle and win the game for the Yankees.

by Luigi May 19, 2004

Jeter

- Shortstop for the New York Yankees who wears #2 on his jersey who:
I. Has AIDS
II. Sucks in three very specific ways:
(a) So Hard
(b) So Bad
(c) Wicked Bad

Jeter is a fucking asshat, but then again he is a Yankee so that makes sense.

by Team Penis October 15, 2004

Jester

Age old humour maker, prone to premature deaths.

Oh no the jester was slain! Thats 3 today.

by mike June 28, 2003