Joey

Joey is a caring, adorable, and loving guy. They are usually very outgoing and can get along with literally anyone. Joeys are strong, very smart, and NOT FAT. A lot of people will say that they're handsome, cute, hot, or maybe even sexy. A ton of people love them, but only a few will get close enough to see their true identity. Joeys always seem like they're happy and cheerful and can light up the room with their smile, but don't let that fool you. They are truly very insecure about themselves and overthink everything. And if you have a friend named Joey, let them know that they mean a lot to you, as that can turn around their entire day. They always keep things to themselves but will share their problems with their girlfriend or incredibly close best friend. They don't want others worrying about them, as they worry about others a lot. Joeys make amazing boyfriends, as they care about their one and only so much. They love their girlfriend unconditionally, and they love him back. They are usually very awkward when people are around but are total romantics when you two are alone. They love playing around and they're just very goofy. So, if you have a Joey in your life, don't let him go, otherwise, it might be the biggest mistake of your life. You truly don't want to let him go.

girl 1: "omg, do you see that guy over there?"
girl 2: "are you talking about joey?"
girl 1: "well duh, he's so cute"
girl 2: "you should go talk to him!! or i might as well.."

by silverrlies December 10, 2019

joey

An upper class male or female that buys the best sporting equipement and therefore, gives himself he is a pro and owns the place when in reality he's just a dick with alot of money and no skill.

Dude, the joeys are coming up to the mountain from Long Island today...no freshies for them!

by kalomira August 10, 2006

Joey

ecstacy pill, coined after revelations that Andrew "joey" John's had been caught in possession of an ecstacy pill in London.

"hey man, you gettin on the joey's tonight or what"

by storkman January 17, 2008

joey

The Joey is a variation of the batwing where the skin of the scrotum is stretched out then raised above, just exposing the bellend of the penis.

man 1: JOEEEY!! (while exposing the Joey)
man 2: god damnit
man 1: Thats 4 kicks you faggot! I can't believe how gay you are.

by Steve, invented by Moe often seen by Alex April 27, 2006

Joey

Scrawny white kid who sits in his house, playing nothing but video games, thinks he's cool, but in reality, he's the kid that gets stuffed into lockers everyday at school, tends to piss people off by saying ''Fgt'' which is actually Faggot and is a total douchebag with no life whatsoever.

Stop acting like a Joey!

by Joey Rodriguez: scrawny kid July 23, 2015

Joey

A horrible human who will fly you to the fuck bend just to break up with you. causes many emotional breakdowns and LIES

"I love you"
"I can't say it back. Can I break up with you?"
"Fuck you, Joey"

by st3phhhh February 6, 2017

Joey

Joey is a caring guy. He helps people out with problems. He's tall,funny,and sorta player.

Alicia: UGHH IM SO JEALOUS OF DANIELLE!!!
Jamie: Same!!! She's so lucky! Joey is just so fucking cute!!!!!

by Wifistealer February 28, 2017