Jeremy

Someone who appreciates jokes about death and sadness out of an innate fear of both death and sadness.

Person 1: Why isn't a pencil like life?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because a pencil has a point.
Person 2: You're such a Jeremy.

Jeremy by Admiral Foxface December 5, 2019

jeremy

A noun that white people can use in substitution for the N word. (Can also be shortened to “jer”)

What up ma jer?

It’s ma jeremy!

jeremy by Man pussy December 10, 2019

JEREMY

Irish/ Decent

Jeremy, is very handsome beautiful smile that will make your heart melt, he has the most beautiful eyes that will touch your soul, but dont get caught up in his tears for you may drown in his emotions. He's very intelligent and very clever you will never know when he is poking fun of you but will laugh to himself, his affection is amazing like no other man can. His intuition he ignores, and pretends to not have phycic abilities. He may forget to shower for a couple days but he will never smell. He loves to cuddle and when nervous he bites his index finger. He loves to hoard and loves to yard sale, he over indulges and forgets to put what's more important first. He loses focus easily, because of his ADHD and has a man tantrum out of his own frustration. But he has a sense of humor that will have you cracking up on the FLOOR!!! He is a beautiful person and when he gives his full attention to you , appreciate it because the day you loose him you will never feel such a heart break like the one you will get from a Jeremy! He is a player and he will break your heart and many others hearts as well. As long as you don't take him for granted you will have a best friend forever.

Ex. You see his whore pants and his whore master card! LMFAO yeah that's Jeremy!

JEREMY by Indigostargirl December 13, 2019

Jeremy

An unattractive douchebag, that'll do anything for a nickel.

Edwin: Bro Jeremy is such a fucking ass hat.
Bob: IKR

Jeremy by Fuckingkillme9 March 5, 2020

Jeremy

He's the jerk you go on one date with and then you decide, "yeah this is a mistake". Then he gets pissed and feeds everyone lies.

person: "OMG did you hear what Jeremy said about you?!"
me: "yep"

Jeremy by cinnamonroll123456789 March 9, 2020

Jeremy

sometimes pronounced "germy" by intellectuals, Jeremy is a medium-sized gay man who lost weight but is still fat. He seems to think his RSX is fast, but never drives it. Jeremy likes scaly porn and is usually out of work. Despite being a grown adult, he usually speaks like an infant. He is scared of sand.

wow Jeremy is a total fart-knocker, lets bounce

Jeremy by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

Jeremy

Jeremy is short for asshole, often known as a jerm.

That guy is such a Jeremy

Jeremy by Saltayyyy June 6, 2020