Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023

Jalopie

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.

by El Jalopier June 28, 2011

jaylon

the act of cock teasing

she is being a jaylon

by rowden July 25, 2007

jalopitated

A state of being where some part or the whole is disfunctional. Realted to Jalopy.

Wow look at that jalopitated house, its practically falling down.

by Megahn November 7, 2006

Jalloul

Jalloul is the kind of person that would scream at you for not bringing them a cup of water despite not asking. If Jalloul is a teacher, she would be the kind of teacher that never explains anything, nor ever gives you the required documents to study but would always say that she told you about today's test last week.

Jalloul: ready for todays test?
Student 1: What test? We didn't have a test for today miss!
Jalloul: Yes you did 😡. GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!
Student 2: Miss I'm sure you never told us about a test.
Jalloul: YOU GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE TOO YOU IMPOLITE CHILD!

by FouFou_ August 20, 2021

jaloo

a man who works at kent who dosent know his age......he has a heart shaped head, comes from etheopia and is part of jef's family

jaloo is the cooles man on earth

by wazime the arabian dream January 27, 2004

jalopy

Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.

There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.

by John Penix December 19, 2003